TOPIC: Specialty tool from HF...

I get the flyers, I've bought some tools. But it's nice when we can all laugh about it too. Hopefully you can zoom up to read the fine print. I was crying !!!

LMAO!!!!!!!

I gots to have me some of them Bono Safety Goggles!!!

i could use one of those moron lamps...

People at work are looking at me, wondering why I'm laughing at my computer screen.

hey! i got one "o"them moron lamps WITH the magnifying lenses, hee,hee,lol.it helps me read the ads.

I got a flyer last year and ordered the solar powered flashlight. It came with a coupon for a cordless extension cord. Still waiting for the UPS guy to deliver my parachute that opens on impact.
Funny stuff.

I need a new noise and fume generator. I can keep it with my box of special dehydrated water for emergency use.

quote from neil...Still waiting for the UPS guy to deliver my parachute that opens on impact.
Funny stuff.

well this is a true story...way back,when i was in my 1st year of marriage i had a honda 750 4 cylinder chopper,custom painted.
but i didnt have a license,insurance,inspection, etc.
one day i ran into some friends and we went bar hopping,needless to say i crashed while racing the other guys on a road i had never been on before and the hairpin turn came up too quick for me to get to the foot brake,CRASH!.
as soon as i woke up the 1st thing i did was tell the other guys to hide my motorcycle,so i wouldnt be busted.
the ambulance just happened to be driving past on their way to the parade we were going to ride our bikes in,so as they put me on the backboard,i looked up to see a police officer standing over me and asking where the motorcycle was?
i told him i didnt have one,he then asked why i was wearing a helmet?
my smart reply was... darn my parachute didnt open!he then said to me your not wearing a parachute!
my next smart answer was ... was damn!no wonder it didnt open!
thank goodness he had a great sense of humor,lol
sorry for the long nbr post but neils comment brought back that long ago memory .

John, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember you tellin me that story john...sure is funny. how bout some of your hunting escapades.

Now thats funny, Good one John.

im sorry chuck,i didnt mean to hijack your thread,it sure is funny.
ron ill have to start a new thread,lol,
the thing that makes chucks really funny to me is i own most of the tools they are talking about,lol,thanks chuck,and by the way its a pleasure to meet you.john

I've got most of those tools too. The one I didn't get was the manual 16" chainsaw, because I'm left handed !
I'm also glad they put the warning on the laser guided paint brush, because the cat was in the room I was painting, so I quickly removed her.

lol,lol,thats funny!