TOPIC: Joke

Joke 9 years 8 months ago #107995

kensikora
Topic Author
Offline
Administrator
Posts: 1083
Karma: 93
Thank you received: 12

A big burly Texan walks into a grocery store and says to the clerk, "I'd like to buy a half a head of lettuce". The clerk looks at him and says, "one moment, let me speak to my manager". He goes back to the manager and says, "There's a jerk out there that wants to buy a half a head of lettuce". As he turns around and sees the Texan there he adds, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half".

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Hello, World!!

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108002

Nautilus Offline Contributing Member Posts: 1579 Karma: 87 Thank you received: 58	A guy walks into the doctor's office with a giant bullfrog on his head. The doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?" and the frog replies, "I need you to cut this thing off my butt." Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation. Website: NautilusRestorations.com Mentor to the unenlightened! "Never allow logic to interfere with a boat purchase." - J. S. Hadley "Vintage quality beats new junk every time." - J. S. Hadley "Anything supposed to do two things does both of them half-assed." - J. S. Hadley "Success makes...

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108019

vuyosevich Offline Contributing Member Posts: 2910 Karma: 76 Thank you received: 2	nm Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108021

vuyosevich Offline Contributing Member Posts: 2910 Karma: 76 Thank you received: 2	2 hunters stop at a sporting goods store. they ask the cashier where the best spot to go to get a bear. he tells them go up to the Y in the road and follow the sign. they drive a few miles and reach the Y. the sign reads BEAR LEFT. so they turned around and went home. Attachments: Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108052

Nautilus Offline Contributing Member Posts: 1579 Karma: 87 Thank you received: 58	One more theory... Attachments: Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation. Website: NautilusRestorations.com Mentor to the unenlightened! "Never allow logic to interfere with a boat purchase." - J. S. Hadley "Vintage quality beats new junk every time." - J. S. Hadley "Anything supposed to do two things does both of them half-assed." - J. S. Hadley "Success makes...

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108054

vuyosevich Offline Contributing Member Posts: 2910 Karma: 76 Thank you received: 2	redneck cooler.... Attachments: Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108067

63 Sabre Offline Contributing Member Posts: 4676 Karma: 147 Thank you received: 167	Finally a reasonable explanation of what happened to the dinosaurs Attachments: Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108068

63 Sabre Offline Contributing Member Posts: 4676 Karma: 147 Thank you received: 167	Ron, someone should get that road sign and send it to John Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Re:Joke 9 years 8 months ago #108071

Nautilus Offline Contributing Member Posts: 1579 Karma: 87 Thank you received: 58	The REAL reason... Attachments: Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
	Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation. Website: NautilusRestorations.com Mentor to the unenlightened! "Never allow logic to interfere with a boat purchase." - J. S. Hadley "Vintage quality beats new junk every time." - J. S. Hadley "Anything supposed to do two things does both of them half-assed." - J. S. Hadley "Success makes...