TOPIC: How many Boats do you own?

Chuck in Cincinnati wrote:

I bought my first boat when my wife was my girlfriend, because I knew, once married, I'd never have a boat. So I got the toy before I was married, when she couldn't say no..... The only flaw in my plan ? MAKE SURE THE TOY WORKS WHEN YOU BUY IT !!! I still have the boat, but it's still broken. The honey-do's and the child, now college kid, are keeping me from dumping cash into it. I just keep saying to myself.... Some day ????

My Ex bought me a boat before we were married. I never got around to fixing it over the course of 17 years and ended up buying it from her after the divorce. .......some day????

Well I do believe I have figured out how to get the boats. First, don't get marryed until your 55. Secound, drive 8 hrs. one way to go see the boat and make sure she comes with you. Third, stop along the way many times and buy her her favorite drink, lots of them. Lastly, when you get to where the boat is tell her you forgot the cash at home and she will have to go to the bank and draw the funds from her account as yours is empty now. Then pay for the boat and take it home. This way she can't bitch about it in the driveway and the fact that it don't run. Just keep telling her she owns it and she can't sell it because there are no papers on it. It has worked twice for me so far. The rest I bought I have just kept hidden.

I'm down to about 8 or so..